Learn how to talk southern
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Fred Dingaling
Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted...
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A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
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Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
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A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...