Clinton country
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same...
Hilarious Sports Quotes!
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: “I want...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
A mammoth!
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...
Application rejections
|Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for your...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....