An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology from aperreat@saunix.sau.edu: Have you ever wanted to talk about a...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
Sooner…
A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: “We...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
Itch – ouch -itch – ouch.
What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a...
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...