What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
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The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
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Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to…
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The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in...