Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
On Sale Now!
A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer...
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator?
Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? A: Because The organe Juice...
Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
Happy Anniversary
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered...
Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...