Will this operation hurt me at all?
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Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
Yabba Dabba
If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it...
Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices…
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years...
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...