I Want Some Milk
|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left...
Two men walked into a bar
|Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would...
Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
A Message For The Manager
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...
Two guys are out hunting deer…
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”...
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...