Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Canada language
|How you can spot a Canadian, eh? -Don McGillivray (Ottawa columnist for Southam Newspapers)How...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...
Most Religious
A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was...
Technology is too good
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?