I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?Even the pool tables don’t have balls.
Call me Bubba
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend…
Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: “Don’t...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!