Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
OJ\’s URL
OJ Simpson’s website address:www dot ‘o’ dot ‘j’ dot com backslash backslash backslash escape.
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
A minister was asked by a politician…
A minister was asked by a politician,”Name something the government can do to help...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...