Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
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A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex...
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How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
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When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
Much Improved
A husband was worried about the decline in the quality of his marriage so...
Yo Momma so Old
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O’Toole volunteered
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