A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal…
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up...
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Alter Your Course!
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A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing...
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Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...