A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
Confusing women!!
How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
Titantic and Clinton!
What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...