Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
Headache Cure
John went to Dr. Smith because of intense migraine headaches.The doctor tried many things,...
Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
Marriage quotes 08
|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...