Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
Letter from Daughter to Parents
Letter from Daughter to Parents Dear Mother and Dad:It has now been three months...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton…
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton, Woodward and Bernstein of Watergate...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...
The Farmer and his boys…
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Ride ‘em Cowboy!
Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered...