Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...
Accountant and farmer
|A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and...
Two Black Eyes
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
A new method
It’s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,”If anyone...
5 Good Reasons Not To…
5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1. You’re bald your entire life.2. You...
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys…
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different...