Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...
Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
Flying in the plane
|Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
Tombstone Epitaph VII
Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no...
Growing Manhood
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer,...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and...
Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...