Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Solving a problem
|A guy goes to a psychiatrist. “Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams....
Watch out!
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has...
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Really cute one.
A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...