Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Brain or muscles?
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?I used to wonder why, but now...
A smart Blonde
Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
Top Ten Television Shows in Iraq
“Husseinfeld” “Mad About Everything” “U.S. Military Secrets Revealed” “Suddenly Sanctions” “Allah McBeal” “Wheel of...
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis…
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. Onenotices...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Catching the bear
|Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!