Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
The doctor took Bill into the room and said…
The doctor took Bill into the room and said,”Bill, I have some good news...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
Knock Knock Jokes 15
Knock Knock Who’s there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! Knock...
Higgins lived in Staten Island,
|Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan. He had to...
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...