Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
Blonde quickies 231-240
231. Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides...
Wrinke Removal
An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...