Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
Bowling Team
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
Clinton and Gore at lunch!
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene…
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou