yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
Economics ruins life
|Economics is ruining your life when…- I tried to calculate my 3 year old...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue…
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from...
Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
Celebrating an event
|An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...