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What’s your wife’s name?
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Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...
how much of that stack
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During the World War II…
During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
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