Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show,...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...
Nosy husband…
My wife thinks I’m too nosy. At least that’s what she keeps writing in...
Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her…
Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her home for the first...
Short gender joke
|What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women!
You’re hooked if…
It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake...
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night…
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared....
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue…
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from...