Yo mama’s hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
Greetings prospective White House interns!
Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th...
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Only found in America
|Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance… Only...
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing…
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...