billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
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Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...
Your Are Available?
A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a...
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...