Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother…
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
Texan Buys Spread
A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the...
The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...