GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market…
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One...
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....