Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
25 Rules for Women
25 rules for Women to follow:1. Sports Center starts at 11:00 PM and runs...
Befits of Obesity
Obesity has been getting a lot of bad press recently. Research conducted entirely by...
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
Polish Guy At the Beach
A Polish guy is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful...
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...