Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
When blondes do puzzles
A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting “28 days, 28...
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000And the Lord spoke to Noah and said “In...
Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...