Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?It doesn’t matter..Theres a Blackout!
F Word Usage
Fuck is such a versatile word…Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked...
The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
More cool bumper stickers!
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.There’s too much blood...
How do you confuse a blonde? #2
How do you confuse a blonde?Put her in a round room and tell her...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
One of the life’s mysteries
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can...
Why Life can not be like Star Trek
Life Will Not Be Like Star Trek—————————————–There are so many Star Trek(tm) spin-offs that...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...