All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
Improving
Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily...
Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...
Partner takes vacation
|Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation9. Every Tuesday he insists it’s his turn to...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...