If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
Cowboy jokes
|The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the...
Best Part
Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?They discovered they were...
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...