Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Polak Get Whipped
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak,...
We need to help these people
|A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
Camping Trip
Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Signs Of The 2000′s
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they...
Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...
Play Pens
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...