Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Encyclopedias for sale
For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00...
Japan is in trouble
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
And God Created Woman
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...