This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
Strip Joint
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
Crazy people talk
|A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Black belt degrees
|Requirements for 11th Degree Black Belt Master of Judo Well before testing for this...
A Favor
I know I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking you...
Cool Stud!
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...