Knowledge Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?”Don’t do anything ’till...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
An American woman and an Iranian woman…
An American woman and an Iranian woman are in the supermarket. The Iranian woman...
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...