pillsbury dough boy
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a...
Tell me what I am
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
A LIGHTER LOOK AT MARRIAGE
A LIGHTER LOOK AT MARRIAGE Getting married is very much like going to a...
Star bangled banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
Poor batman!
A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...