Pinocchio Kidnapped!
Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from...
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
Complaints of Married People
Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
The Reverend
The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally...