Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...
I don’t know her
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
You Caught My Eye
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...