I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
Tee Shirt Lines
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At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
He’s drunk at the bar
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Cause Hearing Loss In Men
What’s the easiest way for a wife to cause hearing loss in her husband?Say...
Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner…
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner “Mom& Pop” grocery...
Scared sleeping
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A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party…
A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party were discussing the problemof one...