The Blonde Coyote
Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a leg stuck in a trap...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.)
TO : ALL EMPLOYEES FR : MANAGEMENT SUBJECT : SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING In...
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
Stop the count!
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”