I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
Naughty Kids…
Q…What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A…Brothel...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Tech Glossary
486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art: Any computer you can’t afford....
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...