Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
A croak and dagger agent!
|hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
Obey the speed limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State...
Chess Nuts
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the...