Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
Jeff the Bellboy
Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
A prisoner with skills
|Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
Choose a punishment
|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.”You can take...
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...