The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
New Suit
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral...
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...