Have you heard the one about the…
Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . ....
Random Blonde Jokes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird…she threw it off of a...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...
Hillary and…
Q: What does Hillary Clinton and Tampons have in common?A: “They are both stuck-up...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
Time for the wedding
|A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.”But officer,” the...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
Movies changed
|For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his...