Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
Think about it!
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film. Seen it all, done it...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
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LICENSE TO STEAL
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AHH, THAT’S BETTER!
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Bird jokes 05
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Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...