The Chicken’s
What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?”...
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer…
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Fly out of Genoa
They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It’s called Genitalia.Sent by...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking…
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on...