Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...
Equally qualified
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
irish … light bulb joke
How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...